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Greetings readers. As you may already know, I have been brought in as The Futon Reports second writer. I seem to have made a good impression on Mr. Sussman with my writing abilities, my knowledge of baseball and my ability to sound like your grandfather telling a "When I was boy" story.

However, that is not all you should expect to see in my entries on TFR since I hope to entertain all of you with my thoughts on what's hot in the news these day's, whether it's sports and leisure, entertainment, TV and movies, or any other subject you may find in a deck of Trivial Pursuit cards.

With that said,
"...On with the show, this is it."